Poem by Humpty.numpty (1464)

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Poem published during 2016 Valentine's Day available in the Premium Access.

The Poem by Humpty.numpty (1464) is:

• a special object:
  • cannot be made by an artisan in their workshop.
  • written by the player of the character "Humpty.numpty" during the Valentine's Day Poetry contest. (2016)
  • obtained
    • by receiving it as a gift from other players.
    • by buying it for 100 gems.
      
• a raw material:
  • to collect or to gift to someone special.
    

It can be sold or bought on the market of the town between 50.00 and 500.95 pounds.

It has a weight of 1 in the inventory.

Note :

• Using a poem in the personal inventory will open a pop-up window displaying the poem for you to read it. The poem will not vanish by using it.
• Possessing all 117 poems will grant the trophy "Poem-on".
• To obtain the poems of a specific language change the language of the game when logging in.
  
  

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY WOOLY FRENCH CHICK!

This Valentines morning I awoke and thought I was sleeping next to a wooly yak
confused and tried to think back!

Not much came to me about the night before
Drunken memories of wildly dancing on the dance floor

or in the street? Or in Church? or in the mine? or in Brennos house? Or in the Balliwick?
One thing for sure this is a different French Chick!

she doesnt look like nothing she did just a few hours ago
then she was all sexy and hot... how could this happen? Witch craft? I dont know???

It was hard to concentrate, with the snorting and snoring sounding like a flock of enraged geese
I was sure what was happening to me?

Then there was a sudden loud noise and some offensive fumes!
After a few minutes I thought I was doomed!

pinned to the bed, she sleeping on top of my arm,
unable to get free, I began flopping around and shouting in alarm

It did no good, because of the crescendo of noise next to me
these are some desperate times indeed!

I held my breath until my eyes bugged out, my nose started getting runny
Thoughts of suffocation filled my head.. this situation was no longer funny!

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